After the teams digging a new basement lair for evil super-corp Global Synergy Amalgamated headquarters find a strange reliquary, HR professional Winifred must rally the rest of the evil organization to battle a no-longer-imprisoned force for Good that is so vapid, so stupid, so annoying that it just might wipe everything that makes life worth living off the planet.

It’s time to fight the good fight — with some good old-fashioned evil.